Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I love having hate sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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