I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Can I color on your dick again?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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