this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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