okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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