Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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