So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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