And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
