i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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