Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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