Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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