I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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