What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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