p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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