Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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