Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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