You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
