VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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