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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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