I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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