google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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