I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The best revenge is premature balding
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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