She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Randomize
