he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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