My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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