last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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