haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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