I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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