Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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