operation have a gay friend backfired
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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