So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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