New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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