The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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