we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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