who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At least make sure they are 18
Why
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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