I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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