At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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