i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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