i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
