I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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