ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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