but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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