He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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