I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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