Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
His nipple licking is glorious
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