Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
