He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and she was petting her beer can
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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