He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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