WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
there is glitter all over my balls
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