i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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