i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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