Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
