Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Plan B is the new Plan A
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The Olympian is in my bed
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