So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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