Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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