I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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